RECALL NOTICE: The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units

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The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed “Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality,” or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:

1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.
The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!


  • keeper | Dec 7, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    Your “Recall Notice” is spot on. But now that I’ve discovered your WEB Site I see why. You’re getting it on! The Recall Notice itself contains a clue as to what is wrong with it though. The fatal flaw in every human being causes them to dismiss the harsh reality in what is stated and never get to the magnificent promise that God has for us. The responsibility we have is to make our life totally His and to stand out from the crowd with attitude – that attitude is love. We’re the ones that make this Recall Notice known to our friends and neighbors – we’re the ones who need to pay attention – because Satan has blinded the minds of worldly people.

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  • Arlin Penner | Sep 24, 2013 at 3:45 pm

    Do you have this available in the form of a tract? My clients are both believers and secular. I have found Rick Warren’s Purpose Driven.. a conversation starter, but it is not easy to carry around. I like your “Recall Notice.” Do you have it in a form that could be given away?
    Thanks for sharing.

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